Don't Get Pantsed!

You are Manny Alvarez. You like playing baseball, playing bass, and not getting pantsed.

Last year at camp, Matt Reichmann pantsed you seven times for, as he put it, “standing like a wiener.” It’s only your second year at summer camp, and if you get pantsed again this year, that will be your legacy forever.

You cannot get pantsed. If you get pantsed again, your life is over.

Don’t get pantsed.

You’re twelve.